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Monday, November 23rd, 2009
3:08 pm - Oh cool.
Oh cool, look who retroactively wrote the first Epsilon Minus album (artist name)

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/epsilon-minus/id120894739

Somehow also wrote Pre-Initialized, an EP which featured Jennifer Parkin on exactly 0 tracks.

Draw your own conclusions about how such a thing occurs.

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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
2:27 pm


by popular demand (kinda)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/SimRonan/117140451488?ref=nf

(i'd post it on simronan_v2 livejournal if i had any fucking clue what the password was. i'd also remove the simronan.com url since some dickhead camped it and put ads and the world's shittiest site on it)

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Monday, May 18th, 2009
1:53 pm - Bogart Shwadchuck - Monroeville


[FCM017] Bogart Shwadchuck - Monroeville

Two D&B tracks inspired by the second-best zombie flick ever made, one D&B track unrelated to the walking dead, and a remix from Statistic.

Available for free download now at fullcodemedia.com

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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
9:48 am

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Saturday, November 1st, 2008
7:02 pm - Chester Fantastico


Chester Fantastico - The World's Greatest Boner now available for download.

Hope you like mothafuckin' Xylophones.

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Sunday, September 28th, 2008
8:16 pm - FCM014 - Bogart Shwadchuck - Sketchy Whitelabel Remixes Vol. 1


FCM014 - Bogart Shwadchuck - Sketchy Whitelabel Remixes Vol. 1

Toronto producer Bogart Shwadchuck works his dirty business on three mystery acapellas. If you do a lot of hustling, are in search of the hood, or are thirsy for a drank, you will enjoy these sketchy whitelabel remixes. Hopefully, nobody will get sued.

Available now at Full Code Media

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Sunday, September 7th, 2008
12:30 pm - Chester Fantastico EP coming soon

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Friday, June 27th, 2008
12:18 pm

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Thursday, June 19th, 2008
4:26 pm - i hope you like xylophones.

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Friday, January 4th, 2008
5:50 pm - SPACEBUTT


current mood: SPACEBUTT

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Thursday, December 13th, 2007
3:03 pm - R.I.P. Ike Turner
This is in hella poor taste but I hella don't give a shit, it's also the best idea I had all day! Maybe even all week!

Slap Tina Turner flash game

(2 minute edit to the old Slap The Monkey flash game)

Posting it to dead livejournal because that's where shit like this belongs.

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Saturday, August 4th, 2007
11:59 am - Bogart Shwadchuck - Bitch Go Buy Me A Hot Dog


FCM012 - Bogart Shwadchuck - Bitch Go Buy Me A Hot Dog


This is a concept album. The concept is that I tell a bitch to go buy me a hot dog, and she does. While she is buying me a hot dog, I wait patiently, and do The Robot. I eat the hot dog and it is delicious.


Available now for free download at Full Code

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Thursday, March 15th, 2007
10:19 pm - [FCM010] Bogart Shwadchuck - Vent A+B

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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
3:38 pm
I am posting on a Livejournal, because people are still subscribed to it, and I have something to pimp.

http://www.fullcodemedia.com

Full Code Media has been revamped, and is still your #1 INTERNET DESTINATION for downloading free electronic music and failing to making donations in support of the artists! ACT NOW, DON'T DELAY!





Stop using Livejournal, dorks.

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Saturday, September 30th, 2006
12:05 pm - 10 PRINT “SAIL AWAY” 20 GOTO 10
Bogart Shwadchuck - 10 PRINT “SAIL AWAY” 20 GOTO 10
(a lo-fi techno tribute to Enya)



01 - Book Of Days
02 - Orinoco Flow
03 - Boadicea
04 - Caribbean Blue
05 - The Celts
06 - Storms In Africa
07 - Exile

So basically, the story behind this is that for a while, I’d been attempting semi-serious electronic Enya covers, but they never really went anywhere. Then, as a joke, I covered my absolutely least favourite Enya song Orinoco Flow as a gabber chiptune, and it actually came out pretty decent, so I did a bunch more in a similar style. They’re not all hardcoooooooore, but they are all pretty lo-fi and danced up.

Get it here: http://www.fullcodemedia.com/enya/10PRINTSAILAWAY20GOTO10.zip
(hosted at Full Code Media, but not an official FCM release for obvious reasons (ie: I would prefer to die having never been sued by a new age princess)

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Thursday, August 24th, 2006
12:32 am - RMT.01-04.2006 clips fixed
If you clicked the clips and got silence, it's because I'm too stupid to check files before uploading so as to discover that 24 bit wavs apparently cause trouble with my mp3 encoder.

They are fixed now. Peruse the hotness, please.

http://www.fullcodemedia.com/releases/FCM009.html

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Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006
8:15 pm - You download music yes ok.

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Saturday, June 10th, 2006
11:42 am

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Saturday, March 18th, 2006
11:32 pm - Hello, bitches.



Four moody, slow-burning ambient/electro tracks by Toronto producer Bogart Shwadchuck.
Available now for free download at Full Code Media.


Bogart Shwadchuck - AMB.ELC.01-04.2006 [FCM007]

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Monday, July 25th, 2005
10:52 pm
One last LJ post, I swear for real this time.

Here's the link you need to feed my non-LJ, moron-free blog into your LJ list (or newsreader) via RSS.

Props to the Wonko for setting that up. Thanks, buddy.

edit: You can comment on entries via the RSS feed, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you enjoy talking to yourself. Comments won't be sent to me, nor will I read them. Would sort of defeat the purpose of bloggin' outside of the LJ system, wouldn't it. It would.

Ok bye bye LJ.

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